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35 Double meaning Knock Knock jokes | Adult Knock Knock Jokes | Dirty Knock knock jokes | Flirty knock knock jokes | Perverted knock knock jokes

1.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey see a c0nd0m? It’s dark in here!

 Adult Knock Knock Jokes

2.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.

3.Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

4.Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
May I come in you!

5.Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana f*ck your brains out.

6.Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dover.
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

7.Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana
Iguana Who?
Iguana touch your b*ttcrack!

8.Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCrackin

9.Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow?

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10.Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some d*ckhead talking to a knock knock joke.

Flirty knock knock jokes

11.Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some b*tch telling you a fu*king knock, knock joke!

12.Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
A$$hole!
A$$hole who?
Open the door and find out a$$hole!

13.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara McClosoff.

14.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

15.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?! Gross!

Adult Knock Knock Jokes

35 Double meaning Knock Knock jokes

16.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

17.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

18.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re just in time to hear me fart!

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

20.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Perverted knock knock jokes

21.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you right now!

 22..Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts.

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da hoe? No! You da ho-e!

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not your wife.

25.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tanaka!
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up!

35 Double meaning Knock Knock jokes

26. Knock, knock.
Come in.
God damn it.

27.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Khan!
Khan who?
Uh, oh, Khan-dom broke!

 Adult Knock Knock Jokes

28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser dirty knock knock jokes so filthy?

Dirty Knock knock jokes

29.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

30.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pileup!
Pileup who (pile of poo)?
Ewwwwwww.

31.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben hur up!

32.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita Colo.
Anita Colo who?
Anita Colonoscopy.

33.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta, who?
Pasta beer, a$$hole!

 34.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Fine, fine, Aldo you!

35.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Knickerless girls shouldn’t climb trees.

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