Ashleel jokes in Hindi

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Latest Ashleel jokes

Santa: kal phli baari teri bhabi di yaad bhulawan wastay sharab di botal da sahara litta.
Dost: Fer ki Hoya? Hona ki si? Lulli phas gayi botal vich.


Ek baar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle
chalate hue bhut shor macha rhi thi,
Tabhi Warden aayi or boli “shor kam machao nhi to,
cycle ki seat wapis lagwa dungi.” #bad #girls #club


Positive attitude Doctor to 86 Years old man,
Dekhiye is umar me jawan ladki se s*x krna maut ka karan ban skta hai..
Old Man: I don’t care BC, agar marti hai to mre……!


More Ashleel jokes:

Q- What is difference between hook in cricket and a br@ ?
A- One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.


Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.


A man busy having in s*x
Son: Dad kya kr rhe ho? Dad: mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon
Son: Fuel meter check kro, dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya hai…..


Ek 16 saal ki ladki apni dadi se baatein kar rhi thi.
Ladki: “Dada ji, apke zamane mein 10-10 bcche kyu hote the?”
DAdi: “arey beti, humare zamane mein bijli nhi hoti thi isiliye,
Raat ko kon aaya or kon gaya pata hi nhi chalta tha.”
Ashleel jokes


Pinki: Suno ji ye non veg film kya hoti h?
Jeejaji: Mujhe nhi ptaa..
Pinki: btao na
Jeejaji: agar film dekhte samay aankhon me pani aa jaaye to film veg hai, agar neeche paani aa jaye to non veg hai…


Jeejaji or pappu ek hi ladki k sath s*x karne gye,
Phle pappu karke aaya or bola- “yaaar isse accha to meri biwi hi hai…”
Jeejaji fir karke aaye or bole- “yaar pappu tune sahi kaha isse acha to teri biwi hai..”

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