Ashleel Shayari in Hindi | Non veg jokes | Adult Shayari |Adult sayari Hindi
Arzz kiya hai…
Jhnte ktne se ch**t or nikhar jati hai,
Waah ! Waah !
Jnte ktne se ch**t or nikhar jati hai,
Ajeeb gulshan hai yeh jisme ujadne se Baahar aati hai…
Arzz kiya hai…
Raat ki tanhai mein,
Hath kache ki gehraayi mein,
Kuch mehsoos ra hota hai,
Mat ched usko zaalim,
Kyunki pappu bhi to sota hai…
अश्लील जोक्स
Arzz kiya hai…
Mudke to dekh zaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,
Gehrai mana tum rakhti ho,
Par lambai hum bhi rakhte hai… 
Arzz kiya hai…
Yaad mein unki kyakya loota diya,
Itni maari muthh ki topa sujaa diya,
Hume kamzor hote dekh muskuraayi woh,
Unki khushi dekh kar ek baar fir hila diya…
Ashleel Shayari in Hindi
Arzz kiya hai…
Ye bedard zamana kya jane kya cheej judaai hoti hai,
Waah ! Waah !
Ye bedard zamana kya jane kya cheej judaai hoti hai,
Hum land pakad kar sote hai or ghar – ghar Mein chu*ayi hoti hai… 
Daalne lga main,
chikhne lgi wo,
Hua itna dard ki seh na saki wo,
Taqlif hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Khuda ke waaste dusra kangan daalo… 
Adult Shayari, Adult sayari Hindi
Arzz kiya hai…
Raat hogi to c*nd*m bhi duhayi dega,
Taango ke beech saara jahaan dikhayi dega,
Yeh kam hai janu, zara sambhalkar karna,
Ek katra bhi gira to 9 mhine baad sunayi dega…
Shaadi ki first night pati apni patni ko 500rs. dekr bola
” Yeh kaam kbhi humne free mein Kiya nahi”
Patni bhi 200 lautakr boli :”300 se jyada humne kbhi liye nhi”
अश्लील शायरी
Arzz kiya hai…
Badal garze jor ke sath,
Baarish hui jor ke sath,
Har pal dhyaan rakhna apne gf/bf ka,
Kahin thand ke maare so na jaye kisi or ke sath… 
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Arzz kiya hai…
Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nhi,
Ye wo khel hai jisme sab kamyab nhi,
Jinhe ishq ki panaah mili wo kuch hi log h doston par,
Jinki maa ch*d gyi unka koi hisab nahi…
Arzz kiya hai…
Yu humko sataane ki zarurat kya thi,
Ga*d humari jalane kk jarurat kya thi…?
Jo nhi tha ishq to keh diya hota
Yu bewaja hume ch**iya bnane ki zarurat kya thi..?
Jab pata tha ki khwaab tut jayega,
To khwaab mein aake ch**wane ki zarurat kya thu..?
Chalo man lun agar yeh ek tarfa mohabbat,
To hume dekh muskuraane ki zarurat kya thi…? 
Adult Shayari
Arzz kiya hai…
Bakri ki jaan Talwar ke neeche,
Ladki ki jaan salwar ke neeche,
Mat bhagi har kisi ke piche,
Pyar Karo bas usi se,
Jo kar de salwar khushi se neeche… 
Nafrat karti ho to keh do na,
Yun gairon se ch*dwake Dil kyun jalati ho..? 
Arz kiya hai…
Kal ch*de So aaj ch*d,
Aaj ch*de so ab,
Waah ! Waah!
Kal ch*de So aaj ch*d,
Aaj ch*de so ab,
Biwi to ch*dti rahegi,
padosan ko ch*dega kab…
More Ashleel Shayari, Non veg jokes
Arz kiya hai…
Aye vo humaari kabar pe aur chle gye mo*t ke,
Chalo isi bahane darshan to hue unki ch*t ke,
Hairless thi chikni ch*t,
Lekin ab kya fayda jab hum hi ban gye bhoot…. 
Arz kiya hai…
Ch*d ch*d ke subah hogyi,
L*nd par pad gye chale,
Ch*t fatke gufa hogyi,
Waah re ch*dne wale… 
Adult Shayari
Arz kiya hai…
mere mehboob mujhe Teri kashti me jeene de,
Waah ! Waah!
Mehboob mere mehboob mujhe Teri kashti me jeene de,
Bahut dudh bhara hai tere sene mai
Mujhe daba ke peene de… 
Arzz kiya hai…
Dil hai pareshaan Ye pagalpan or ye tanhayi,
Waah ! Waah!
Dil hai pareshaan Ye pagalpan or ye tanhayi,
Iski ma ka bho*da mad*rch*d are Bhai bhai bhai bhai….. 
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