Ashleel Shayari in Hindi

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Ashleel Shayari in Hindi | Non veg jokes | Adult Shayari |Adult sayari Hindi


Arzz kiya hai…

Jhnte ktne se ch**t or nikhar jati hai,

Waah ! Waah !

Jnte ktne se ch**t or nikhar jati hai,

Ajeeb gulshan hai yeh jisme ujadne se Baahar aati hai…


Arzz kiya hai…

Raat ki tanhai mein,

Hath kache ki gehraayi mein,

Kuch mehsoos ra hota hai,

Mat ched usko zaalim,

Kyunki pappu bhi to sota hai…Non veg jokes in Hindi, Adult sayari Hindi


अश्लील जोक्स

Arzz kiya hai…

Mudke to dekh zaalim,

Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,

Gehrai mana tum rakhti ho,

Par lambai hum bhi rakhte hai… Adult Shayari, Adult sayari Hindi


 

Arzz kiya hai…

Yaad mein unki kyakya loota diya,

Itni maari muthh ki topa sujaa diya,

Hume kamzor hote dekh muskuraayi woh,

Unki khushi dekh kar ek baar fir hila diya…Ashleel Shayari, Non veg jokes, Adult sayari Hindi


Ashleel Shayari in Hindi

Arzz kiya hai…

Ye bedard zamana kya jane kya cheej judaai hoti hai,

Waah ! Waah !

Ye bedard zamana kya jane kya cheej judaai hoti hai,

Hum land pakad kar sote hai or ghar – ghar Mein chu*ayi hoti hai… Adult Shayari, Adult sayari Hindi


Daalne lga main,

chikhne lgi wo,

Hua itna dard ki seh na saki wo,

Taqlif hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,

Khuda ke waaste dusra kangan daalo… Adult Shayari


Adult Shayari, Adult sayari Hindi

Arzz kiya hai…

Raat hogi to c*nd*m bhi duhayi dega,

Taango ke beech saara jahaan dikhayi dega,

Yeh kam hai janu, zara sambhalkar karna,

Ek katra bhi gira to 9 mhine baad sunayi dega…Adult Shayari, Adult sayari Hindi


Shaadi ki first night pati apni patni ko 500rs. dekr bola

” Yeh kaam kbhi humne free mein Kiya nahi”

Patni bhi 200 lautakr boli :”300 se jyada humne kbhi liye nhi”  


अश्लील शायरी

 

Arzz kiya hai…

Badal garze jor ke sath,

Baarish hui jor ke sath,

Har pal dhyaan rakhna apne gf/bf ka,

Kahin thand ke maare so na jaye kisi or ke sath… Adult Shayari


Latest Ashleel Shayari

Arzz kiya hai…

Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nhi,

Ye wo khel hai jisme sab kamyab nhi,

Jinhe ishq ki panaah mili wo kuch hi log h doston par,

Jinki maa ch*d gyi unka koi hisab nahi…  


Arzz kiya hai…

Yu humko sataane ki zarurat kya thi,

Ga*d humari jalane kk jarurat kya thi…?

Jo nhi tha ishq to keh diya hota

Yu bewaja hume ch**iya bnane ki zarurat kya thi..?

Jab pata tha ki khwaab tut jayega,

To khwaab mein aake ch**wane ki zarurat kya thu..?

Chalo man lun agar yeh ek tarfa mohabbat,

To hume dekh muskuraane ki zarurat kya thi…? Non veg jokes


Adult Shayari

Arzz kiya hai…

Bakri ki jaan Talwar ke neeche,

Ladki ki jaan salwar ke neeche,

Mat bhagi har kisi ke piche,

Pyar Karo bas usi se,

Jo kar de salwar khushi se neeche… ashleel jokes


Nafrat karti ho to keh do na,

Yun gairon se ch*dwake Dil kyun jalati ho..? Funny double meaning shayari


Arz kiya hai…

Kal ch*de So aaj ch*d,

Aaj ch*de so ab,

Waah ! Waah!

Kal ch*de So aaj ch*d,

Aaj ch*de so ab,

Biwi to ch*dti rahegi,

padosan ko ch*dega kab…


More Ashleel Shayari, Non veg jokes

Arz kiya hai…

Aye vo humaari kabar pe aur chle gye mo*t ke,

Chalo isi bahane darshan to hue unki ch*t ke,

Hairless  thi chikni ch*t,

Lekin ab kya fayda jab hum hi ban gye bhoot…. Non veg jokes


Arz kiya hai…

Ch*d ch*d ke subah hogyi,

L*nd par pad gye chale,

Ch*t fatke gufa hogyi,

Waah re ch*dne wale… Non veg jokes


Adult Shayari

Arz kiya hai…

mere mehboob mujhe Teri kashti me jeene de,

Waah ! Waah!

Mehboob mere mehboob mujhe Teri kashti me jeene de,

Bahut dudh bhara hai tere sene mai

Mujhe daba ke peene de… Double meaning Shayari

 


Arzz kiya hai…

Dil hai pareshaan Ye pagalpan or ye tanhayi,

Waah ! Waah!

Dil hai pareshaan Ye pagalpan or ye tanhayi,

Iski ma ka bho*da mad*rch*d are Bhai bhai bhai bhai….. Ashleel Shayari 

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