Best 51 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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Best 51 Knock Knock Jokes, Funniest Jokes for kids

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1.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabel.

Isabel who?

Isabel not working?

 

2.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls go.

Owls go who?

That’s right!

 

3.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you in there!

 

4.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

 

5.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

 

6.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!

 

7.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

 

8.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, W-H-O!

 

9.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

 

10.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

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11.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Toodle

Toodle who?

Toodle-loo to you, too!

 

12.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

 

13. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cow

Cow who?

Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!

 

14.Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry!

 

15.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

 

16.Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

 

17.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

 

18.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

 

19.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”

 

20.Knock knock! 

Who’s there?

Manatee. 

Manatee who?

Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it’s hot! 

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21.Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

 

22.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Two knee

Two knee who?

Two knee fish!

 

23.Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peep hole and find out.

 

24.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Honeydew

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?

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25.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water those plants or they’re going to die!

 

26.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song!

 

27.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Godiva Godiva who?

Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin? 

 

28.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Loaf

Loaf who?

I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.

 

29.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

30.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Pecan

Pecan who?

Pecan somebody your own size!

 

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Best 51 Knock Knock Jokes

31.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

32.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

 

33.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

 

34.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

 

35.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

 

36.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

 

37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

 

38.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

 

39.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

40.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
 Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

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41.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Yule log.

Yule log who?

Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

 

42.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!

 

43.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Carmen.

Carmen who?

Carmen let me in already!

 

44.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

 

45.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

 46.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

47.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
 I’m excited to see you too!
49.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
 Sherlock.
 Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
50.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Best 51 Knock Knock Jokes
51.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.

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