Best 51 Knock Knock Jokes, Funniest Jokes for kids
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Knock Knock Jokes
13. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!
14.Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry!
20.Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Manatee.
Manatee who?
Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it’s hot!
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
21.Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
22.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Two knee
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
23.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
24.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
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25.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
26.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
27.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Godiva Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
28.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Loaf
Loaf who?
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
29.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
30.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Funniest knock knock jokes for kids 2021
31.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
32.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
33.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
34.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
35.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
36.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
38.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
39.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Funniest Jokes for kids
41.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
42.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
43.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
44.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
45.Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!
46.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
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