Jeejaji Pinki Jokes

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Jeejaji Pinki Jokes

Pinki: Don’t c*m quick

Jeejaji: You know kids don’t listen.

 

A foolish man complaints about

his torn pocket.

A wise man uses it to scratch his b@ll$.

 

Jeejaji: Approach me for s*x without sating s*x.

Pinki: My p*ssy ain’t going to l!ck itself,

mind id I borrow your tongue?

 

Pinki: Muje chest pain hai.

Jeejaji: Doctor ko dikha aao.

Pinki: Dikha aayi.

Jeejaji: Kya bola?

Pinki: Wow Amazing..

 

Pinki: Mere sath kroge?

Jeejaji: Ok, lekin biwi ki trh

krne dogi to…

Pinki: Tum to bade rom@ntic lagte ho

kaise krte ho b!w! ke sath?

Jeejaji: free mein

Pinki: Bhaag m©

 

Jeejaji Pinki Jokes

 

Jeejaji: Kaisa Chal Raha hai aajkal?

Pinki: Kaam kam hai, baithe baithe

kursi tod rahi hun yaar.

Jeejaji: Aa jaao, p@lang t0dte hai.

 

Jeejaji: Tumhare dost ko kutte ne kaat liya.

Pinki: Dono alag alag hote hain kya?

 

Kal main dukhi tha ki meri koi girlfriend nhi h,

Fir biwi ne achi tarah se samjhaya,

Ab sab thik hai bas peeth mein dard ho raha hai.

 

Kissa ye pyaar ka bas itna sa hai

Ek tarfa mein dil toot ta hai

or  do tarfa mein p@l@ng.

 

Pinki: Sanskaar Bade hone cahiye,

chota to apka… kheir jaane dijiye..

Jeejaji: Kapde sile hue hone cahiye ,

f@ti hui to apki….  kheir jaane dijiye..

 

Meri is pehli ka jawab do

Masal masal ke khada kiya aur th*ok Iga ke gh*sa diya ..

 

During s*x

Jeejaji:- kya hum shadi karle?

Pinki- oye majdoor h majduri kar

factory ka malik banne ki mat soch

 

Pinki- yeh veg or non veg movie me kya farak h?

Jeejaji:- veg movie dekho toh muh me paani aata h

or non veg dekho toh cha*dhi me

 

L*nd aur band*ok mein zyada farak ni hota h

Dono se jbh fire karte h toh bht mzaa aata h….

 

Suhag raat pe Pinki Jeejaji se boli :-“Dekho please mere pass mat aana”

Jeejaji: Parantu kyu ?

Pinki: Maine Apne mammi se wada kiya the ki

shadi ke baad main yah sab chod dungi.

 

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