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Non veg Hindi jokes | Jeejaji Jokes

Jeeja ji – Are u free b tonight?
Pinki – Tumse mne paise hi kab liye!

Latest Jeejaji Jokes


Papa – 2 saal baad wapis kyu aaya?
Jeejaji – Maine Kaha tha ki khch
ban kar hi ghar aaunga
Papa – kya bn kr aaya h ab?
Jeejaji – c#utiya


Teacher – kal raat ko meri dhoom dham
se shadi hui…. Is line ka matlab btao.
Jeejaji – matlab aaj raat ko aap dhoom
dham se bajogi.


Sasur – Damad ji kya kr rhe ho?
Jija ji – apki di hui machine me tel daal rha hu


Jijaji – Hotel or oyo rooms?
Pinki – Ganne ka khet.
Jeejaji – ma bahu mil gyi


Non veg Hindi Jokes

Pinki – wo konsi chiz h jisko tum
dekh skte ho pr chuu nhi dkte?
Jeejaji- rhne de pinki tu bura maan jayegi.


Jeeja ji – Everything is fair in love and war.
Pinki – par tera to kaala hai 😂😂


Jeeja ji – ghar par akeli ho?
Pinki – han bkl bhej rhi hu


Uncle – Kitna pyaar karte ho meri beti se?
Jeejaji – bohot jyada
Uncle – Uskeliye goli kha skte ho?
Jeeja ji – Bina goli k bhi 20 min khada rhta h uncle


Pappu – Shaadi se phle ladki ke sath sona kya galat baat hai?
Jeeja ji – Nahi, par uss din tum sote kaha ho 😂


Arzz kiya hai…..
Tujhe dekh kar khade hote hai mere
Hasraton k minar
Aa daal du tere gale mein sone ka haar


Padosi – or beta shaadi kab kr rhe ho?
Jeeja ji- jab apki beti han krde 😉


Behen khud to tu dry texting karti hai
Or mujhse expect kr rhi h
Chat mein jharna baha du
Aisa kaise chalega didi…


Mummy thinks ki mujhe
nazar lg gyi hai…
Lekin unhe kya pta mere l lge pde hai…


Arzz kiya hai…..
Wo mujhe de rhi thi hausla…. By
Wo mujhe de rhi thi hausla….
Par mujhe to cahiye tha uska…..


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