Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021

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Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021 and Adult shayari

Bezzati toh tab ho gayi 
jab suhaagraat ke din pati
pura dun lga kar ch*dai kr
rha or patni bol padi
“Ab daal bhi do kab tak ungl! kroge”
Double meaning Jokes

Aag lgi jh*nto mein
G*tte sulag gye
Safai ke chakkar mein 
L*ude k hu l*ude lag gye

Adult shayari


She- relationship mein
time dena seekho.
Jeejaji- tum bhi 
relationship mein
Time se dena seekho

Adult shayari

Friend- suhaagraat kaisi rhi?
Jeejaji- badhiya rhi wese ek baat
bolu jis tarah uski harkate thi main
bhut kuch kar skta tha par kiya nhi

Adult shayari

Naughty Jokes in Hindi

Saala jis umar m hum pencil 
toda krte the
Aaj us umar k launde se@l
tod rhe h
Non Veg Jokes , Adult shayari

Jeejaji (saali se)- batao agr m tumhe
kiss karunga to tum kya samjhogi?
Saali- yhi ki aap Bangkok tk aaye or bas
airport se hi chale gye
Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

        Aaj ka gyaan
Us ladki ka dil kbhi
mat todna
Jo bed na hone par 
 Farsh pr bhi dede

Double meaning jokes, Adult shayari

Sasur, damad se 6 saal mein 6 bacche
Damad- Mekne aapse pehlehi kaha tha ki 
gareeb zarur hu par aapki beti ko
kbhi khali pet nhi rakhunga.
Funny double meaning shayari

Fake logon ko ese bhul jao
jaise exams ke baad syllabus ko
bhul jaate ho
Ashleel Shayari 

Adult shayari

 Teacher – relatives kya karte hai
Pappu – G*nd mein ungl!
Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Naukri aur pyaar mein 
log bhut rote bhi hai

Magar krna nhi chhodhteNon Veg Jokes

Ladki- batao pregnancy mein khatta
kyu khate h?
Jeejaji- taaki meetha na paida ho jaayeNon Veg Jokes in Hindi

Ladki- jaan mere muh mein d@alo me
chusung!
Jeejaji- nhi tum kha jaogi to main kya karunga?
Ladki- itne kanjus bhi na bano tum dusri 
icecream le lenaNon Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021

Ek ladki ne Jeejaji k upar susu
kar diya
Jeejaji- ye chanchal shauk. Oh haseena ye kaisi
nadaani h?
Pinki- aap jise dekhne ko taraste h, ussi jheel ka
paani hNon Veg Jokes in Hindi

Arzz kiya h
Ye kaali kaali aankhein
ye gore gore gaal
Kaha g*nd marva k aayi ho ki
 tedhi ho gayi chaal.
Non Veg Jokes in Hindi, Adult shayariS*x k waqt mard ki taqat ka 
andaza uske hilte hue hips se nhi

Balki ladki ke uchalte hue b*bs se hota haiJokes in HindiYamraj- tumne paap or punya dono kiya h 
toh tumhe swarg mein narak milega
Jeejaji- wo kaise?
Yamraj- roz do peg daaru or ek ladki milegi, par glass
mein ched hoga or ladki mein nhiNon Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021

Do ladkiyan film dekh kar aa rhi thi
Pinki- yaar mera purse chori ho gya
Komal- par tu to tera purse br me rakhti h?
Pinki- haan toh mujhe kya pta tha wo chori kar
rha haiNon Veg Jokes

Padosan- tumhare pati hamesha ghar par 
time se kaise pahunchte h?
Pinki- mne ek asaan sa rule rakha h ch*dai 
theek 9 bje shuru hogi caahe wo 
ghr aaye na aaye
Non Veg Jokes in Hindi
Meri zindagi mein khushi
Toh ese aati hai
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Non Veg Jokes

Pappu- Kal phli baar mne gf ki
yaad bhulane k liye shraab ki botal
ka sahara liya
Pankaj- Fir kya hua?
Pappu- Hona kya tha L*nd fass
gya botal meinNon Veg Jokes in Hindi

Adult shayari in Hindi

She- baby l*nd ki photo bhejo na
Jeejaji- abhi nhi abhi papa bethe h sath
She- toh unki bhi bhej do

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

She- kya shadi se phle s*x krna galat h?
Jeejaji- agar khudko mil jaaye toh sahi, 
or dusro ko mile toh galat
Gande Jokes

Jeejaji- sunno kaam wali shanti ko bulao
Wife- kyu?
Jeejaji- voh doctor ne kaha h aaj raat ko
dwaai lene k baad shanti k sath sonaJeejaji Jokes

Teacher- Batao subh sbse phle uth kr kya krte ho?
Jeejaji- ma’am, mae sbse phle apna 
khda hua l*nd set kartaGande Jokes

Jeejaji- hume tumse hua h pyaar hum kya kre
She- jaake hila le bc mein nhi dungi
Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Saas- ye bartan kese toote?
Bahu- wo humari ldaai ho gyi thi
Saas- or yeh palang ?
Bahu- wo humari sulah ho gyiAshleel Shayari 

Adult shayari

Beta- papa mera janam kaise hua?
Papa- ye bhut lambi kahani h beta
Beta- short me suna do
Papa- beta thand k din the or saare medical
band theNon Veg Jokes in Hindi

अश्लील शायरी, Non veg jokes 2021

Jeejaji- kya tumhe kiss kar sakta hu?
Pinki- c*nd*m laaye ho?
Jeejaji- nhi uski zarooraat kiss mein?
Pinki- shareefto ese bnre ho jaise sirf
kiss krke hi ruk jaoge
Adult shayari

Patni- Sunona mujhe br* lene h nye
Jeejaji- kya krogi leke itne chote h tumhare
Patni- tumne bhi to kal underwear khareeda tha
maine kuch complaint ki?
Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Br* kholo to parvat milta h 
P*nty kholo toh khai milti h
Kitni bhi thakaan ho
Parwat chadhe bina raha nhj jata
Or khai mekn gire bina maza nhi aataNaughty Jokes by Jeejaji, Adult shayari

Baba s*x ki goli bech raha tha
1 goli khaoge ek feet lamba 
1 goli or khaoge ek feet or lamba
Jeejaji- baba 10 goli khai toh?
Baba- Bsdk tujhe ch*dai krni h ya 
kua khodna h

Adult shayari

Adult shayari

Arz kiya h
Dil tha kala or aankhein thi bhuri
I can’t live without you bolkr
kaat gyi bklNon Veg Jokes in Hindi

Zindagi l*do ka phulinda h
Par ch*t aaj kal chuninda h
Kabhi yaad kar kiya kro is nachiz ko
Kyunki hum sirf apki maarne k liye zinda h
Adult shayari