Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021 and Adult shayari

Bezzati toh tab ho gayi 
jab suhaagraat ke din pati
pura dun lga kar ch*dai kr
rha or patni bol padi
“Ab daal bhi do kab tak ungl! kroge”

Aag lgi jh*nto mein
G*tte sulag gye
Safai ke chakkar mein 
L*ude k hu l*ude lag gye

She- relationship mein
time dena seekho.
Jeejaji- tum bhi 
relationship mein
Time se dena seekho

Friend- suhaagraat kaisi rhi?
Jeejaji- badhiya rhi wese ek baat
bolu jis tarah uski harkate thi main
bhut kuch kar skta tha par kiya nhi

Naughty Jokes in Hindi

Saala jis umar m hum pencil 
toda krte the
Aaj us umar k launde se@l
tod rhe h

Jeejaji (saali se)- batao agr m tumhe
kiss karunga to tum kya samjhogi?
Saali- yhi ki aap Bangkok tk aaye or bas
airport se hi chale gye

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

        Aaj ka gyaan
Us ladki ka dil kbhi
mat todna
Jo bed na hone par 
 Farsh pr bhi dede

Sasur, damad se 6 saal mein 6 bacche
Damad- Mekne aapse pehlehi kaha tha ki 
gareeb zarur hu par aapki beti ko
kbhi khali pet nhi rakhunga.

Fake logon ko ese bhul jao
jaise exams ke baad syllabus ko
bhul jaate ho

Adult shayari

 Teacher – relatives kya karte hai
Pappu – G*nd mein ungl!

Naukri aur pyaar mein 
log bhut rote bhi hai

Magar krna nhi chhodhte

Ladki- batao pregnancy mein khatta
kyu khate h?
Jeejaji- taaki meetha na paida ho jaaye

Ladki- jaan mere muh mein d@alo me
chusung!
Jeejaji- nhi tum kha jaogi to main kya karunga?
Ladki- itne kanjus bhi na bano tum dusri 
icecream le lena

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021

Ek ladki ne Jeejaji k upar susu
kar diya
Jeejaji- ye chanchal shauk. Oh haseena ye kaisi
nadaani h?
Pinki- aap jise dekhne ko taraste h, ussi jheel ka
paani h

Non Veg Jokes in Hindi 2021

Do ladkiyan film dekh kar aa rhi thi
Pinki- yaar mera purse chori ho gya
Komal- par tu to tera purse br me rakhti h?
Pinki- haan toh mujhe kya pta tha wo chori kar
rha hai

Pappu- Kal phli baar mne gf ki
yaad bhulane k liye shraab ki botal
ka sahara liya
Pankaj- Fir kya hua?
Pappu- Hona kya tha L*nd fass
gya botal mein

Adult shayari in Hindi

She- baby l*nd ki photo bhejo na
Jeejaji- abhi nhi abhi papa bethe h sath
She- toh unki bhi bhej do

She- kya shadi se phle s*x krna galat h?
Jeejaji- agar khudko mil jaaye toh sahi, 
or dusro ko mile toh galat

Jeejaji- sunno kaam wali shanti ko bulao
Wife- kyu?
Jeejaji- voh doctor ne kaha h aaj raat ko
dwaai lene k baad shanti k sath sona

Teacher- Batao subh sbse phle uth kr kya krte ho?
Jeejaji- ma’am, mae sbse phle apna 
khda hua l*nd set karta

Jeejaji- hume tumse hua h pyaar hum kya kre
She- jaake hila le bc mein nhi dungi

Saas- ye bartan kese toote?
Bahu- wo humari ldaai ho gyi thi
Saas- or yeh palang ?
Bahu- wo humari sulah ho gyi

Adult shayari

Beta- papa mera janam kaise hua?
Papa- ye bhut lambi kahani h beta
Beta- short me suna do
Papa- beta thand k din the or saare medical
band the

अश्लील शायरी, Non veg jokes 2021

Jeejaji- kya tumhe kiss kar sakta hu?
Pinki- c*nd*m laaye ho?
Jeejaji- nhi uski zarooraat kiss mein?
Pinki- shareefto ese bnre ho jaise sirf
kiss krke hi ruk jaoge

Patni- Sunona mujhe br* lene h nye
Jeejaji- kya krogi leke itne chote h tumhare
Patni- tumne bhi to kal underwear khareeda tha
maine kuch complaint ki?

Br* kholo to parvat milta h 
P*nty kholo toh khai milti h
Kitni bhi thakaan ho
Parwat chadhe bina raha nhj jata
Or khai mekn gire bina maza nhi aata

Baba s*x ki goli bech raha tha
1 goli khaoge ek feet lamba 
1 goli or khaoge ek feet or lamba
Jeejaji- baba 10 goli khai toh?
Baba- Bsdk tujhe ch*dai krni h ya 
kua khodna h

Adult shayari

Arz kiya h
Dil tha kala or aankhein thi bhuri
I can’t live without you bolkr
kaat gyi bkl

Zindagi l*do ka phulinda h
Par ch*t aaj kal chuninda h
Kabhi yaad kar kiya kro is nachiz ko
Kyunki hum sirf apki maarne k liye zinda h