Adult Shayari in Hindi

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Adult Shayari in Hindi, Shayari non veg Hindi, 18+ shayari in Hindi
1. Arz kiya hai…
College se nikalte hi kitabein seene
Se laga leti ho,

Waah! Waah!

College se nikalte hi kitabein seene
Se laga leti ho,

Hum kya marr gye hai jo khud hi daba leti ho….





Adult Shayari in Hindi, Non veg Shayari


2. Arz kiya hai…

Kyu itna roz jhuk jhuk kar tum apni
Ga*d dikhati ho,

Waah ! Waah!

Kyu itna roz jhuk jhuk kar apnj
Ga*d dikhati ho,

Khudrati aise ho ya tum roz marwati ho..

Adult Shayari in Hindi


3. Arz kiya hai…

Sab mujhe kehte hain chamakta sitara,

Waah! Waah!

Sab mujhe kehte hain chamakta sitara,

Kyunki 7vi mein hi khol diya tha mene
12th ki ladki ka nara….

Non veg Shayari


4. Arz kiya hai…

Tu na rukna kabhi,

Tu na rukna kabhi,

Roz baar baar cho*ne ki,

Tu le sapath,

Agneepath agneepath agneepath….

Non veg Shayari


5. Arz kiya hai…

Kaise ladegi mukadma apni
Tanhayi ka,

Waah ! Waah!

Kaise ladegi mukadma apni
Tanhayi ka,

Gaon ka ek ek khet gawah hai teri
Zabardast ch*dai ka…

Sahavas 18+ Shayari







6. Arz kiya hai…

Zubaan pe jab bhi tera naam aata hai,

Yeh haath mera neeche chala jata hai,

Tumhe pane ke lie mai kuch bhi kar jaunga,

Ek baar haa krde jaaneman varna mai
Yu hi hila hila ke mar jaunga…

Adult Shayari in Hindi


7. Arz kiya hai…

Kashti tufaan se nikal sakti hai,

Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal skti hai,

Hosla rakh channel na badal mere dost,

Ye tennis khelti hui ladki kbhi bhi jhuk sakti hai…

Non veg Shayari


8. Arz kiya hai…

Ab unhe dekhne ki dil mei koi aas nhi,

Waah ! Waah !

Ab unhe dekhne ki dil mei koi aas nhi,

Kyunki unki aas dekhne me utni khaas nhi…

Adult Shayari in Hindi


Non veg 18+ shayari

9. Arz kiya hai…

Nighaon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,

Kabhi kisi ladki to pata kar to dekho,

Hasratein dil mei dabane se kya fayda,

Apne haato se zara daba kar to dekho,

Aasman simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,

Ek baar ladki ki tange failakar to dekho…

Sahavas Adult Shayari


10. Arz kiya hai…

Jab bhi apka naam zuban par aata hai,

Yeh dil pta nhi kyun khush ho jata hai,

Tasalli ho jati hai l*nd ko koi to hai aisa,

Jo haste hue har waqt ga*d mrwane
ko taiyyar ho jata hai…
Gande chutkule

Funny Sahavas Adult Shayari, 18+ shayari


11. Arz kiya hai…

Wo soti rahi mei karta raha,
Intezaar uske zawab ka;

Abhi uske hath mei rakha hi tha
Ki choot gaya,
Phul gulaab ka;

Usne kaha peche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab
Andar jata hai,
Kaano mei ek ek lafz tere pyar ka…

Shayari non veg Hindi


12. Arz kiya hai…

Aayi thi meri kabar pe diya jalane
Ke liye,

Waah ! Waah !

Aayi thi meri kabar pe diya jalane
Ke liye,

Par sali rakha hua tel bhi le gayi kisi or
Se mrwane ke liye….
Gande jokes in hindi


Adult Shayari in Hindi

13. Arz kiya hai…

Nadaan hain vo log jo kehte hai ki
Ch*t par baal hein,

Waah ! waah !

Nadaan hain vo log jo kehte hai ki
Ch*t par baal hein,

Are ye to l*nd ko fasane ke lie bechaya hua jaal hai…Gande jokes


14. Arz kiya hai…

Tufaano mein chhatri kholi nhi jati,

Br@ se phle p*nty kholi nhi jati,

‘Vi@gra’ khana shuru karde mere dost,

Kyunki zubaan or ungli se ladki ch*di nhi jaati…Shayari non veg Hindi


Double meaning Shayari by Sahavas, 18+ shayari in hindi

15. Arz kiya hai…

I told her if u love me then kal red
Pehan kar aana,

Wo black pehan kar aayi,

Mujhe bura laga.

Par jab wo coffee uthaane  ke lie jhuki,

Tab pata chla ki pagli andar se pyaar krti hai…


16. Arz kiya hai…
Har gali c*nd*m se saja rakhi hai,
Har jagah ki ran*i bula rakhi hai,
Pata nhi konsi ch*t pasand aa jaaye
Mere dost ko,
Isliye sabki chhaddi utarwa rakhi hai…


17. Arz kiya hai…
Uske or mere pyar ki bas
itni si kahani hai,
Waah ! waah !
Uske or mere pyar ki bas
itni si kahani hai,
Mujhe uski ga*d pasand hai,
Or usse apni ch*t mrwani hai…


18. Arz kiya hai…
Abhi gardish mein hai sitare
To ga*d marlo humari,
Waah ! Waah!
Abhi gardish mein hai sitare
To ga*d marlo humari,
Lekin jab bahare chaman mein hongi na,
Toh yaad rakhna ma ch*denge tumhari…


19. Arz kiya hai…
Usne honthon se chu l*de pr nasha kar diya,
Waah ! Waah !
Usne honthon se chu l*de pr nasha kar diya,
L*nd ki baat to door yaron usne to jhanto
Ko bhi khda kar diya….


20. Arz kiya hai…
Muddat ke baad dekha to kafi badli
Hui thi wo,
Na jane kya hadsa hua ki sehmi hui thi wo,
Usne mujhe dekh ke apna chehra chipa liya,
Par uski chaal bta rhi thi ki ch*di hui thi wo….

Adult Shayari in Hindi, Shayari non veg Hindi, 18+ shayari in hindi


21. Arz kiya hai…
Ehsaan kisi ka kya lena hum to m*th
Par guzara karte hai…
Waah ! Waah!
Ehsaan kisi ka kya lena hum to m*th
Par guzara karte hai…
Jab yaad piya ki aati hai to uth uth
Dobara karte hai….


22. Arz kiya hai…
Jab tere chiku the sab tere pechu the,
Jab_tere aam hue sab pareshaan hue,
Jab tere kharbuje hue bade bade ajube hue,
Jab tere jhul gye, sab tujhe bhul gye…


23. Arz kiya hai…
Har roz ‘adaab’  ‘adaab’ karte the,
Waah ! Waah!
Har roz ‘adaab’  ‘adaab’ karte the,
Ek din sachme dab diye to khafa ho gye….


24. Arz kiya hai…
Pyar mei thokar lage to daru pee kar bhula dena…
Dil se aah nikle to hooton mej daba lena….
Ae dost agar kabhi tujhe meri yaad aaye to,
Peeche ungli daal ke hila lena….


25. Arz kiya hai…
Khushi se jee rahe the zindagi hum
karte karte kaand,
Waah ! Waah !
Khushi se jee rahe the zindagi hum
karte karte kaand,
Par baby baby karke mohabbat ne
Marli humari g*nd…

Best of Sahavas Adult Shayari, Shayari non veg Hindi, 18+ shayari in hindi


26. Arz kiya hai…
Wo la*da hi kya jo khada na ho,
Wo_mard hi kya jiska bada na ho,
Wo ch*dai hi kya jisme uski sujayi na ho,
Or wo g*nd hi kya jo m@rwayi na ho…


27. Arz kiya hai…
Chaha tha jise uske dil ke darwaje per tale hai…
Waah ! Waah !
Chaha tha jise uske dil ke darwaje per tale hai…
Ye sale bigboss dekhne wale sab bh*sdiw@le hai….


28. Arz kiya hai…
Gulshan mei phul khelte hai
Zara mud ke to dekho,
Waah ! Waah !
Gulshan mei phul khelte hai
Zara mud ke to dekho,
G*nd mei bhi la*de ghuste hai
Zara jhuk ke to dekho…..


29. Arz kiya hai…
Ch*tiya tha mei jo pyaar mei pada,
Waah ! Waah !
Ch*tiya tha mei jo pyaar mei pada,
Ch*t to mili nhi,
Bas l*nd reh gaya khada…

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